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Dark Demotivational Poster


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


IRONY - It's a blast.




DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. d*** I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by aintright

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete


TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Trapper

R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.d*** that's a good movie.


DARK SIDE OF THE DEATH STAR - Coming to destroy a planet near you ...


TAGS: dark side of death star
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:32 pm
Last time I saw this pic it was captioned "Dark side of the that's no moon."
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:11 pm
We can't repel firepower of THAT magnatude!
CloudchaserS - June 23, 2012, 10:26 am
Something combining Pink Floyd ans Star Wars would be too awesome for our world to handle


THE DARK SIDE - Where police brutality is policy


TAGS: dark side police brutality policy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 19, 2011, 7:37 pm
The Empire, keeping the Black man down...


COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!


TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thunderstrike

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm
Funny.


HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree


BATMAN PUNCH -


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by mrossana

... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by xXxNu-MetalxXx

Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side




LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


AMISH -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Only those willing to walk in the dark with open eyes may see it.


TAGS: dark light tunnel
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Watcher

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:52 am
That's one big toilet paper roll...
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:38 am
That's quite significant.


THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY - Live fast, love hard, and die with your mask on!




SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by hootizz

nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




I AM A CRISIS -


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dang, laddie, this is good, d*** good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


ANTI-HERO -


TAGS: buffy dark lady goth h**
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

mallen - April 18, 2009, 1:46 am
ditto!
Jungie - October 5, 2008, 6:43 pm
Also: Bigger ti*****.


AMALGAMS - they really don't get more epic than this




FREEDOM -


TAGS: dark deeds required for salvation
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:19 am
or shelter
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:18 am
well aware of Equine Abuse, having ties to that industry here in the bluegrass state. becomes more previlant in winter without available pasture
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:15 am
lot of coworkers see my stuff
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:15 am
not actually abuse, just failure to provide proper care. I can't go into details, due to some watchdogs
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:14 am
they complaining about the whips and spurs again?
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:12 am
Alive and well. got a backlog of reports at work. equine abuse is my current biggie
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
sup monkeyspank, see you got roofied again last night. Fallghost was on
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:07 am
morning guys!
Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 2:42 pm

5 LASHINGS SLAVE!!!


NIGHT -




THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?




THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!


TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by jalford

cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


THE SHIN - An Instrument for Hitting Furniture in the Dark...


TAGS: shin instrument furniture dark
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Rick69

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
That is one ***y instrument :)


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -




DARKNESS - I walk through the darkness without fear I have been here many times before I have loved




I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: it s so dark up above
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2009, 2:11 am
Little know fact: that's still Gene Kelly in there!
BongoBongo - September 26, 2009, 3:52 am
Motifake forum 1, United Nation nil.... I don' agree with what Gaddafi said but i agree with freedom of speech. sweet poster BoneCD
Woodywood03a - September 25, 2009, 12:09 am
That is so epic!!!! very epic!!!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 9:08 pm
and now we know where "The Donald" get his bridge loans!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
It's something I always believed in... you can't just disallow someone to speak at the UN. Let them speak. Instead of people complaining that it's unfair to ban him, let him show everyone why he isn't allowed to speak there.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:58 pm
I knew it was going to make my day just watching him walking in to the UN waving to everyone...just priceless!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:55 pm
It was the best speech...right out of National Lampoon or Mad Magazine! You just couldn't have scripted that any better!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
That was a great speech, wasn't it?
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
*It's better than
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:52 pm
It better thank watching Qaddafi giving his speech at the UN yesterday...now that was priceless!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:50 pm
You guys got me lmao tonight
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Gene Kelly still loves ya Bart
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:48 pm
Thanks space and Makriev...glad I could make you laugh a little tonight
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:48 pm
I get it! BECAUSE he's a storm trooper! 5/5
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Love this BoneCD.
Makriev - September 24, 2009, 7:54 pm
That made my day!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - September 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
LOL... Amsome


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


ILLUMINATION -


TAGS: alone dark idea shine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
"good" sounds really lame, meant to say cool. 5.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
But maybe that's more about heat than illumination. But good poster gammamutt.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:50 pm
In my case recently the thought was: "What the hell was Moooooooooooooooooo talking about? Even if there is such a thing as a snipe, I'll bet it's illegal to try to catch one with a gunny sack. I'mmmmona kill that bastard -- and I don't mean the snipe."
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
Goodwan Joh Toh!


BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.




YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile


TAGS: borg dark h** star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by NightWatcher

MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that a**imilation thang!


THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTEST - Only When the Shadow is Darkest ...


TAGS: light bright shadow dark
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 6:20 am
the light is always brightest right before the train hits.


DARKNESS - It Grabs You By The Mind, Slowly But Effectively Ripping You From Existence. Taking All The Power You Have From Your Soul, While Crushing The Confidence You No Longer Have.


TAGS: theone darkness
Rating: 4.55/5

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TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:30 pm
Thanks, believe or not the ideas came from nowhere finding the right pic was the problem really.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

deep, dark series today....I like them


COMMUNITY -


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
5tampede!
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...


INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.


TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"


TAGS: movie quote family guy darkside
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
yeah...that one still makes coffee come out of my nose! lol
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
very nice!, but you have to admit, 80553 is the best Darth/Luke poster, ever!


...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."




THE DARK KNIGHT - the directors cut, starring Al Gore




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!


TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.


LOUSY DAY FISHING -


TAGS: fishing dark humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mariand - November 6, 2013, 7:56 am
bwahahahaha...


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth can hurt dark feelings
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
nice


INTELLECT -


TAGS: a dark and lonely road
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by caveman

RLCrockett - September 1, 2012, 8:30 am
Brave take, Caveman!


CHARACTER -


TAGS: character pinhead best work darkness
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:28 am
that a complement?
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 6:34 pm
What do you know of the dark?
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
good boy! (i thought I would add a little more to the comment section)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
If this speaks volumes, please don't read my other postings. You'd be shocked I guess... The lotion is stowed away, monkey! :D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:42 am
@forseti, I agree. if it didn't want us to say anything, it wouldn't put personal stuff on here. (and put the lotion back in the basket, while your at it dude..lol)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:58 am
The more I read the more I understand the application for a divorce...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
She sure gives out a lot of personal information. I wonder if she is omitting the part about forgetting to take her Thorazine from time to time...lol
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:57 pm

it that what that was? I thought the heating elemnet on my coffee maker went out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
When I read ciejai's comments I can always smell burnt toast....is it just me?
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:31 pm

soooo, reading the comments, thought aggy was a chick & digging on aggy.....can read a lot into that.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:23 pm

actually have real beer goggles...used to teach an alcohol abuse class.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:21 pm
*god=good*
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
AHHHH the god ole BEER-GOGGLES...there always great until you wake to something next to ya in the morning.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm

he was, we have the pics to prove it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Weren't you a Polynesian fruit for Halloween last year Bone?
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
It's a Polynesian blue fruit
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't melancholy a fruit from Japan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Melancholy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
Ohhhhh...Now I get it....(she's thirsty right?......sleepy?)
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 9:09 pm
LOL moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Yep, still can't tell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
I can never tell when you're being sarcastic.....


MUSHROOMS -




Old Concept -


TAGS: nation god concept test dark ages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's what I holler!


THERE IS PEACE - In none but death.




DEEP DARK SECRET -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark monsters fear
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

these are coming from a dark place, I like this series
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 1:11 am
I like your darker stuff.


ICE T - Some like it sweet, some like it strong and some like it dark.




DARKNESS - You have never loved someone completely... Unless you have at one stage planned their murder.


TAGS: darkness love
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Derek - October 15, 2009, 5:20 pm
Time for a visit to your a***yst


DISNEY -




Everyone run! -




People Today -




OBSESSION -




Screw night lights -




EFFICIENCY -


TAGS: dark art sad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - December 2, 2012, 12:24 pm
Thank you
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:23 am
Classic!!
Greeny - November 23, 2012, 5:32 am
The 5ecret's out!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:35 pm
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how art happens. You make it so easy to play the 5 Lion key, Sho


MY FAVOURITE COLOUR ? - Black... It Reminds Me Of Your Future




IN LIFE - 'We are what we repeatedly do' Aristotle See, i knew all teenagers were wankers




ONLY THE KIRBY SALESMEN DARE -


TAGS: light calendar dark porch bulb
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greeny

AdmiralAckbar - November 10, 2011, 8:34 pm
yeah, I am out of candy


DARKNESS - it surrounds you when you are feeling depressed and alone


TAGS: justme darkness
Rating: 4/5

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Master - May 28, 2011, 10:01 am
It certainly does!


FUTURE - Farther you see, darker it is.


TAGS: future dark
Rating: 3.85/5

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Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 4:58 pm
The stork is an unattended bonus...good job


QUITTER - So...I guess he won that whole "war on crime" thing, huh?




"NEVER FEAR SHADOWS." - "...They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." Ruth E. Renkel




GOTH KIDS - we are all dark and moody, deep and brooding, but we still like presents from santa


TAGS: e are all dark and moody deep and
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by potsmokerr

rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Santa is upset, nobody told him he could be Goth-Santa
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Great picture, it'd be 2.5 if santa was smiling more. the quote not so good.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
they all have a smile in their eyes...except for the one with pink hair he can burn in pink hell


AGONY IN PINK -


TAGS: demotvation at its darkest
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:34 pm
It's lame. Just over-the-top torture stuff.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
Isn't that the hardcore fanfiction involving the Pink Power Ranger? I've read ABOUT it. I'm not sure if it's something I actually want to read.
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
i found it whoever wants to read it ask me for the link AT YOUR OWN RISK >o
Cubbybear - November 28, 2009, 2:22 pm
Might be a tumor?


LIFE -




HEATH LEDGER IS THE JOKER - May his soul rest in peace


TAGS: dark knight tammy faye heath ledger the joker
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Ken Jones

Airman - August 26, 2009, 10:31 am
that is Tammy Faye Baker.. later stages of cancer.. she and her evangelist husband, Jim, were big on tv years ago. Tammy's dead
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Then who the f*** is this old lady?


HOME -


TAGS: earth moon light dark
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:04 am
Awe5ome..


MISSED OPPORTUNITIES -




LIGHT -




DARK - Now coming in ultralight


TAGS: dark light emo
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 4:42 pm
Her BFF is really good with a sharpie, it almost looks like a real tattoo (rolls eyes)


GORH LIKE ME -




EMO -


TAGS: emo beiber darkly
Rating: 3.85/5

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forseti - February 22, 2012, 11:22 am
Bieber... ;(


FEELINGS -


TAGS: feeling dark poetry awesome
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:23 pm
How very poetic. Now I feel like jamming a fork into an electrical socket. Lol. It's good, it's good. Fed my dark morning. 5L!
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
lol
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Apple-Cinnamon.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create h**spots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
Pumpkin.
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Lemon Meringue......f*** off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and ****s like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm

whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a **** about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, hetero***ual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
I'M NOT EMO!!! PEOPLE CALL ME EMO ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M TO f***ING HAPPY TO BE EMO!!!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...


ILLUMINATION -


TAGS: darkness
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:41 pm
Well played! 5 still-beating lions!


POSSIBLY WANT - I am both intrigued and abashed by your proposal, if you could elaborate upon said transaction then I will consider it accordingly


TAGS: joker party dark knight heath ledger
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by mattb

scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:59 pm
I see he was still a little curious from his previous acting role as a cowboy.


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: is this a bit dark
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:04 am

outstanding 5L
MrRandom - October 4, 2009, 2:43 am
If only that excuse worked in those occasions. "Yes officer, I believe he's just a bit of a kinkster who likes to sleep in his own blood. Why I believe, hey is that person jaywalking?" *runs*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 2:36 am
Shhhhhh... he's just sleeping.
MrRandom - October 4, 2009, 2:35 am
Hmmmmmm, I hear Underdog is a killer for hire nowadays. Probably a good choice to start there.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 2:33 am
Mr. M, huh? Perhaps a Boris Badenov in disguise? We may want to re-open this "suicide" case.
MrRandom - October 4, 2009, 2:27 am
Thanks, and thanks to Mr.M for the pic
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 2:20 am
Beautiful. 5L


FOLLOWER -


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


NINJA -


TAGS: ninja darkness
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MisterJJ - September 3, 2010, 9:28 am
MS paint sucks the big one. paint.net is 1001% better.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 6:20 am

MS paint and MS word is all i have.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:53 pm
Ph**oshop8 makes it easier... but I loved making posters with paint. I just don't like the color quality deterioration with jpeg on MS.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
That's all I use too. Some guys here can work miracles with that $hit.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 11:42 pm
*grammar.... yeesh!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
All I have is MSPAINT so its a bit "grammer school".


GREY SCORPIONS -


TAGS: grey scorpion dark motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
It's likea mini-me!! wouldn't be an avatar without somebody's awesome talent. thank you
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:43 pm
just want to see your avatar next to poster...avatar so amesome!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 6:47 pm
That's cool...as long as his camera can't. 5/5
ronsart - November 25, 2009, 6:12 pm
appreciative of support sir.
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:09 pm
I'm honored :) 5 stingers


MYSTER MASK -




persage -


TAGS: dark fear
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:56 pm
Real creepy. Nice one, Sho! L L L L L
maoworks2 - April 16, 2014, 7:21 am
Chilling 5L'S .
Reality Lord - April 16, 2014, 6:38 am

Epic...as always dude.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 16, 2014, 2:07 am
Nice one! I had 5L bet saying this was yours, lol. Masterful picture, too


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